Lessons in Living from Five Frisky Red Squirrels
by
SAM CAMPBELL
The Philosopher of the Forest
ILLUSTRATED BY
WILL FORREST
Chapters 4-28 scanned by Lee Maschmeyer
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EENY, MEENY, MINEY, MO— DUKE had stood for a long time
looking out the wide windows of our little north-woods cabin. A springtime
tempest was raging through the surrounding forest, setting the growing
things to bowing frantically as though royalty were passing by. Our small
woodland lake, generally so quiet and gentle, was whipped into a foam.
The waters raced past our island animated by wild enthusiasm as if they
had found a short cut to the sea.
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spasm—as we termed Duke’s joyous outbursts. Whenever
we heard a funny story, we wanted to tell it or write it to Duke. If we
saw something ludicrous in nature, we simply had to share it with him.
Always we knew what to expect. He would stand listening with arms folded,
a little habit that made his powerful broad shoulders look mountainous.
From his height of six feet two inches he would look down at the speaker,
his eyes a-twinkle with anticipation and his lips practicing little smiles.
As the story, joke or gag unfolded, his attention was so rapt it helped
you say your piece. Little samples of Duke’s laugh would come bubbling
out as if he just couldn’t hold it all and some was spilling.
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the epidemic of merriment. We used to say, “You’ve never
heard your own story until you tell it to Duke.” Everything funny was funnier
when shared with him.
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wings of mirth. He humanized those chipmunk reactions,
read the meaning of their expressions, and interpreted their speech until
he had patched up a story worthy of Mark Twain.
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as well. As they gave their harsh unmusical cries they
puffed up like toy balloons, and their thin voices sounded like rusty hinges
that would rather not be used. Duke said they walked like top sergeants.
Their strides were disproportionately long, as if they were trying to stress
their importance. A gentle tap on the windowpane put them to sudden flight.
They darted through the foliage in marvelous manner, using their long tails
like rudders. But in a moment they were back, searching eagerly about the
feeding station for the bites of food they preferred. Obviously bread was
in much favor, as they seized this first. But several who had taken pieces
of crust found it still a bit too hard to suit their tastes. Hence, they
took it in their beaks and flew to the bird bath, there to ge-dunk
it deliberately! They sat patiently at one side until the bread was thoroughly
soaked, and then ate it with many a squeaky cry about how good it was.
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to see Link, our half-friendly woodchuck, approach the
feeding station. Link was an odd-appearing animal. She had come out of
hibernation but a short time before and her skin hung in loose folds as
if she were wearing a coat much oversized. Her legs were so short it was
a question whether she walked or crawled. The grackles, sensing no fear
of this vegetable-eating animal, would hardly get out of her way.
Then as she brought it up, it would almost disappear into her pouchy cheeks and upper jaw. She looked like some aged grandmaw who had misplaced her teeth just before dinner, but with the pardonable persistence of her years just ate anyway. 14
There seemed to be danger that she might bite the end
of her own nose.
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but once in a while they came together. Always on their
visits they acted as if they had never been away, walking in as they did
now, as if saying, “Hi, folks, is dinner ready?” They were so bowlegged
they almost stepped on their own feet. The great mass of quills which covered
their backs swayed from side to side like a load of hay as they moved along
at turtle pace. Their noses dipped so low they almost scraped the ground,
and their tails dragged along. Our experience has taught us that they have
a very definite destination in mind, and head directly for a chosen somewhere.
But to watch them gives the impression that they don’t care where they
go, when they arrive or how soon they come back.
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back comfortably, held their food in their front feet,
and looked somewhat like little monkeys.
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there were eleven grackles, eight redwings, two song sparrows,
five juncoes, two robins, one nuthatch, six chipmunks, one woodchuck and
two porcupines!
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somewhere in his midsection. I was grateful when I saw
him draw in breath, for I had been fearful lest this intake would come
too late. His face was red and tears were peering out of his eyes to find
an easy course down his cheeks. After several desperate efforts he managed
to get through a few little weak giggles, and finally he was pouring forth
“Haw! Haws!” all over the cabin.
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much exaggerated imitation of Blooey’s two-tone cry, and
went flying at double time out the door to the kitchen.
Giny and I were treasuring every
merry moment with Duke. He had been at our Sanctuary often before, and
always his coming was a happy event. But there was special significance
in this visit. He looked the same as we had always known him, dressed in
his faded woolen shirt and wrinkled khaki trousers. But we were mindful
that in the cabin clothes closet hung a uniform of the United States Army,
cut to fit his fine athletic figure. On the shoulders of the jacket were
pinned the twin bars—“rail road tracks,” he called them—of the rank of
captain. Duke had worked hard through long tedious months of training to
gain that rank. These few days with us were part of his final leave before
he left for some distant and unannounced battle zone. His parents, in a
near-by city, had insisted that he come, even though it took a few precious
days from his time with them. They knew well what it meant to him. There
were difficult experiences before our captain. The laughter, beauty and
solitude he was taking into his heart might be the last he would know for
a long time.
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marshaled his strength and put it at his finger tips.
He stood straight as a red pine, and looked as sturdy. He was lithe and
graceful as a cat. His naturally curly hair had twisted tighter under the
southern sun at training camp, and his skin was bronze as an Indian’s.
As he stood before the cabin window that morning, he was the personification
of strong, capable, cheerful, fearless American manhood.
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Duke and I donned raincoats and
went to meet our caller. It proved to be a neighbor boy, Bill, who had
defied the gale to bring us an odd little gift.
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A shower of questions was hurled
at Bill. Where had he found them? Where were their parents? When had they
been fed?
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palms of our hands, telling them a thousand foolish things
they didn’t understand.
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“Now come on, you fellows!” Duke
was saying to the baby squirrels. He pulled back layers of cotton, revealing
again the little huddle of tiny creatures. “Come on. Who’s first? Eeny,
Meeny, Miney, Mo——”
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As he started his motor it made
a roar that was startling—but not as startling as Giny’s shriek that came
at the same moment! Duke and I whirled around to see her racing off toward
the cabin.
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—AND STILL-MO! ALL through the night and into the next day the northwest
gale blew with undiminished fury. Our weather report was from observation,
for there was not an hour passed but that someone was awake and up—seeing
if Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Mo were all right.
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“OK,” said Duke, a little disappointed,
“but one of ‘em is looking at me as if he wanted something.”
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their liking. Two of them were curled up together back
of our encyclopedias, one was huddling behind the mantel clock, and the
fourth had made himself more difficult to find by hiding in the sofa. They
were restored to their basket, now far from the fire, and seemed right
glad to be together again.
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mated picture we looked on. Surely something had inspired
even the boat itself to reach our island in the quickest possible time.
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ous relief. “Take him, and may God give you strength!”
Number Five looked self-sufficient and almost mean. His expression seemed to say to us, “I can take care of myself. Just let me alone!” He hopped out of the basket, only to be caught and carried back in Duke’s large cupped 31
hands. Far from being appreciative of this attention,
he bit Duke’s fingers. His baby teeth were not very effective, but sharp
enough to make Duke glad to put him down.
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Water and various kinds of food—peanuts, bread and corn
meal—were provided in outlandish proportions, for Duke had charge of this.
We inspected the cage for any breaks in the wire. Then we assembled five
colors of paint. This was not only to be a transplanting operation for
the squirrels, it was to be a christening. Each one must have identity,
and be marked in such a way that we would recognize him.
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“You have Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Mo—but who is he?”
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BAD DREAM AHEAD IN THE days that immediately followed the coming of the
Squints we had no difficulty finding Captain Duke. He spent most of his
time sitting in a corner of the squirrels’ cage playing with the funny
little creatures. They accepted him as a part of their lives, and with
absolute freedom ran all over him as if he were a tree. They perched on
his head. They ran in and out of his trouser legs. They disappeared down
the collar of his shirt and came out his sleeves. And not infrequently
they went to sleep in his pockets. Often when we called him to lunch or
dinner he would shout back some such message as “Can’t come now, I’m a
dormitory for these young redskins.” He had rather miss a meal than move
and disturb them.
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ing from a principle and power beyond human comprehension.
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“After the First World War,”
Duke began again, “someone asked General Pershing what was the most wonderful
thing he saw in France. He replied that it was the way the larks sang during
battles.”
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world just keeps rolling on, I know that all this other
is
just a kind of dream. And when it is over and we all awake again—this
will be just as it is now. There will be robins singing, stars sparkling,
trees growing, solitude and peace still in the world—yes, and baby red
squirrels, too!”
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em lights were glowing about the North Star. Several meteors
streaked the heavens as we watched.
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TO MAKE A LONG TAIL SHORT This chapter scanned by Lee Maschmeyer THE paint spots which had been placed on the Squints for
identification purposes faded and disappeared rather soon. But they lasted
long enough to let us learn the characteristics of each squirrel so that
we could know one from the other. You do not identify animals just by some
aspect any more than you do people. It is the whole being of the creature
that you recognize. You know the way he walks, moves, calls, and what he
is most apt to do. You learn his likes and dislikes, his disposition, his
habits—in fact, you know him so well you recognize him without knowing
just how you do it.
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Duke kept a diary of the Squints
as long as he was there. He recorded how rapidly they grew, and how their
instincts and natural ways of living began to appear. The little fellows
obviously knew they were squirrels, and were right proud of the fact. With
amazing ability they climbed about the small trees and branches that had
been placed in their cage. They gathered little bits of bark and leaves
from the floor to make play nests of their own in selected spots. To sharpen
their teeth and strengthen their jaws, they chewed on twigs and branches.
They chattered after the manner of their kind, sounding like a boy giving
a vocal imitation of a machine gun. Within a week they had taken themselves
off their milk diet. It was infantile food and might be all right for youngsters,
but they were now over a month old and they would have no more of it! Instead,
they chewed viciously at peanuts and bread crusts, and took well to the
buds, grasses, cabbage and carrots we gave them. Immediately they began
storing food, squirrel-fashion, hiding it in corners and crotches and under
leaves.
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squirrel made trip after trip from his head to the pan of food and back, each time bringing a nut and concealing it among the curls.
“I held still,” said Duke, “until
the rascal began bringing bread crumbs and pine cones, and then I decided
he had gone far enough.”
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the Squints recorded traits that we could recognize as
long as they remained under our observation.
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though her back was hardly large enough to give one good
rub, she would close her eyes in obvious contentment.
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waits for the starter's gun. His tail frisked about and
his head jerked, and he snapped out little chirps right and left as he
stood always on a tension. Duke had many a laugh about Meeny.
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you think you are, you would know that. A fellow doesn't
know very much as long as he thinks the world is all against him—because
it isn't true. But don't you understand we can't be kind to you unless
you will let us? You don't take in the goodness that is all around you.
You're fighting with your own funny ideas all the time. You cause the very
things you are afraid of. Come on now, relax! The rest of us are not as
bad as you think we are! Give us a chance to be nice to you. Here . . .
here's a peanut just to prove I mean it.”
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especially particular about keeping his tail fluffy. Apparently
he approved of the touch of white paint that crowned his shoulders, for
he made no effort to scrape it off. Possibly he thought it was the prevailing
fashion, to be endured no matter what the discomfort. Miney was not quite
such a pet as Eeny, but certainly he was more approachable than Meeny.
He enjoyed being petted, but immediately after he would straighten out
any misplaced hairs.
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would be ragged, and your house disorderly. But because
you didn't hate anyone, no one would hate you. A small town wouldn't be
complete without at least one adorable bum, and I guess our squirrel town
couldn't get along without one either.”
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“There's a fellow in my outfit
I am going to call Still-Mo,” said Duke. “He was just born to be an adventurer;
joined our outfit because it is the most—that is, we are the first to land.
You never know where he will be or what he will do next, except that it
will be OK. He won't let anything bind or restrain him. He's just a little
embodied spirit of liberty. Yes sir, I am going to call him Still-Mo, Lieutenant
Still-Mo—he'll get a kick out of being named after a squirrel.”
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We ran down and found Duke high
in a cedar tree, reaching out to where Eeny was perched on a limb. “They
are all out somewhere,” he called down breathlessly. “When I opened the
cage to get in, they all ran out. It was a put-up job, a planned jail break.
They ran in five directions. I grabbed at all of them—and didn't get one!”
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was grand, and he did not want to lose it. A step at a
time, and with many a little excited chirp, he came within my reach. While
he was preoccupied with the taste of the peanut, I caught him and held
him firmly in my hands. He bit me, but one must be ready to endure this
occasionally in handling animals. I carried the objecting red squirrel
over to the cage as Duke opened the door.
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pened. There had been no struggle, no jerk; apparently
Still-Mo had not fastened his clothes on very well that morning. But there
was no use dodging the horrible fact—I had partly skinned him alive!
With
a groan I lifted my unwanted souvenir of skin and fur and showed it to
Giny and Duke. They joined me in silent shuddering.
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the liberty of his people. We cut a squirrel-sized hole in the wire at the bottom of the cage, so that they could go and come as they pleased. Food was kept in the cage for some time, but our tiny pets had little to do with it. Their independent lives had begun. 53 |
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GOD BE WITH YOU, DUKE! This chapter scanned by Lee Maschmeyer THE morning after the jail break of the Squints, there
was a different spirit in our group. It was the day of which we had said
little, and which we would have delayed coming if we could. Duke's manner
was changed. His face still lighted with good humor, and his conversation
dealt with the usual pleasantries. But there were demanding matters at
hand, and occasionally his brow wrinkled as ideas presented themselves
for his attention.
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He was thoughtful for a moment.
“No bitterness!” he said with conviction. “Still-Mo taught me that. He
took no time to lay blame or curse his luck when misfortune came to him.
It was liberty he wanted, and it was all that mattered. He could have lost
the joy of liberty had he stopped to count the cost. Last night the picture
was clear to me. The human race is in a cage, imprisoned by its own ignorance.
All about us is a world rich in beauty and natural loveliness. Some of
us can see beyond the wires of tangled thinking that hold us in. We see
how happy and fine the race could be, outside! We have to lead in
a break for this liberty. And even if some of us are hurt in the attempt,
the hurts themselves may help bring freedom to all.”
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donated peanuts by the handful to their insatiable appetites.
Salt and Pepper arrived for a romp, and Sausage amused him with another
demonstration of her chewing. Blooey entered the scene, eying the red squirrels
with suspicion and probably conjuring up plans for making their lives miserable.
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relentlessly. “You are acting mighty suspicious, Captain,
and I'd like to take a look at your pockets before you go.”
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“Guess you can't go, old top,”
he said to the tiny squirrel. “But you wait for me now. I'm going to need
you again one of these days.”
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WHEN THE DUMB SPEAK This chapter scanned by Lee Maschmeyer DO ANIMALS know the secret of sympathy?
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went with me to the old swimming hole, and guarded my
clothes while I plunged into water swarming with leeches. Then he helped
me pull off these unpleasant parasites when I came out. He sat beside me
at the table to receive little bites I sneaked to him, and at night he
curled up on my bed, contrary to parental orders that were never meant
to be obeyed.
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he obviously felt the same for me. During the months we
lived as neighbors, I met with the loss of a loved one. Count took the
matter of consolation on his own shoulders. He was such a little fellow,
with one ear that stood up and another that turned down. His tail was so
sharply curled it looked as if it would lift his hind feet off the ground.
He had a brown spot over one eye, and he laughed all the time. I never
saw another dog mind other people's business as much as he did. But he
knew every mood of mine. When I was happy, he was happy. When I was disturbed,
he looked the part more than I.
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likewise. The cat would trail right at my heels, looking
up at me and calling to make me see the folly of such carryings-on. If
I did not pause and pick her up, she would jump up in a chair, and from
there into my arms. She would never leave me, nor stop her pleading, until
I sat down and smiled. Then she would purr until she could have been heard
fifty yards away.
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had been drifting away from us. They were taking more
and more to the woods. But there could be no question about it, something
was influencing them. My conviction is that they definitely felt our need
of sympathy and companionshp.
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human trials, that overflows them and heals them. You
have it, old pal, and you are using it. That you should behave this way
is new evidence that there is more to life than the eye can see. My faith
rests on what makes a simple little porcupine like you show so much love.
This is greater power than bursting bombs. There, there, my buddy, I won't
be heavy of spirit any more. These days are not easy, but you point to
the guiding star that will lead us through them if we will but be faithful.”
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JUST MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME |
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C/O POSTMASTER, SAN FRANCISCO |
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NOT-SO-GOOD NEIGHBOR POLICY |
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A LETTER FROM DUKE |
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PEANUT PROBLEM |
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A HOLE IN NOTHING |
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ONE FALSE STEP |
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"MISSING IN ACTION" |
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WINTER WAYS AND WOUNDS |
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NO NEWS IS AWFUL |
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SPRING CLEANING |
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A STRING THAT STRETCHES |
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TRAILS AND TALES |
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MORE ABOUT MO |
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WHICH WAY IS NORTH? |
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LESSON FROM A DRAGONFLY |
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A BELIEVE-IT-OR-NOT DAY |
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WHATZIT? |
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"URCH" |
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LIEUTENANT IN A KIMONO |
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A SUPER-NUT WITH WHISKERS |
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CARRY ON! |
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